In the Basement
By Bailey Williams
Director: Taylor Adams
Dramaturg: Alex Vermillion
Synopsis: Dingus is disgusting. Her sister Teenie is perfect. Her boyfriend is Jard and Jard is Christian and Jard is also Dad. Mom is Dad too, if that clarifies things. Anyway, Dad and Mom talked and decided the basement is now an office. Don’t go into the basement. Seriously. Final warning.
